Periodic Mendaliens

It is my belief that I, along with my partner Jacob, have cracked the code of the Mendaliens. As you can see below, we have sucessfully determined each characteristic of the Mendalien and placed them on a periodic table based on those said characteristics. To begin with, each group of a Mendalien has their own specific shape and each group also has the same amount of hair due to them having the same amount of valence electrons. Secondly, as the amount of protons each Mendalien has increases so does their mass as well as the amount of fingers they hold up, as shown in the table. Lastly, they become increasingly happier as they get closer to receiving a full electron shell.

However, the most important discovery we made was the identification of the mystery Mendalien, who seems to rule them all. I have come to a realization that the mysterious Mendalien occupies the 15th spot of the table, has 5 curls, 3 arms, holds up 15 fingers, has two triangles on his body, is the 4th heaviest, and pretty happy as his journey to being a full shell is close to completetion. My partner and I are quite proud of this accomplishment and it is a honor to be the ones who got to identify this alien species.